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  1. 05-30-2012, 18:47 #1
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    Default So I'm deathly allergic to wasps...

    And those motherless bastards decided to build up a nest over the memorial day weekend while I was not home- seriously, Thursday there was nothing, I got home on Monday evening and holy bejesus I almost walked right into a nice visit to the hospital. But after tonight... Let's just say the target was destroyed with a precision strike of wasp killer! Not quite a SEAL Team 6 raid on Abottabad, but damn that felt cool, they didn't even put up a fight! All 4 of them...

    Today was not the day I had to stab myself in the thigh with an Epipen! I gotta say, today was a good day...

    Yes I'm totally aware that I'm goddamn ridiculous, but I don't mess around when it comes to home defense.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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    Insurgence!
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    I have some wasps in my shed in the backyard. Wanna come get rid of them for me?

    Either way it's a win-win for me: I either get rid rid of my wasps or get to see you swell up like a balloon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post


    Yes I'm totally aware that I'm goddamn ridiculous, but I don't mess around when it comes to home defense.
    And damn Ugly also!! JK!!
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  5. 05-30-2012, 19:25 #5
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    Are those boxer shorts on your face? I mean I'm not judging, just wondering...
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    Careful, the followers of Owaspa Hiv Laden will come a knicking one day under the apparently new to terrorist world, Al-beeda!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    Careful, the followers of Owaspa Hiv Laden will come a knicking one day under the apparently new to terrorist world, Al-beeda!!!
    Lol, I'll give you an A for effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I gotta say, today was a good day...

    Yes I'm totally aware that I'm goddamn ridiculous, but I don't mess around when it comes to home defense.


    Had to. Especially with the picture!


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    Got an Epi-Pen?
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  10. 05-30-2012, 20:37 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Are those boxer shorts on your face? I mean I'm not judging, just wondering...
    No it's my chamagh (I don't know how to spell it) got it from our terp in Afghanistan, they're those Durkah Durkah head wrap things.... And Sharpie, I'm not trying to make this a career...
    Tin, that's why I said it- or like CPL Persons from "Generation Kill" says: "In the words of the Warrior Poet Ice Cube: If the day does not require an AK, it is good."

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    Got an Epi-Pen?
    Yep, but I didn't wake up this morning thinking "hmm today seems like a great day to jab an Epi-Pen into my thigh."
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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