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    Cool Guy Title airborneranger's Avatar
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    Default AF is better than the Army


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    It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Nom Nom nom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by airborneranger View Post
    Dang. Why did I just get thirsty?
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    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.

    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
    I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
    Everybody. We called them QFaYs: Queens for a year. Only Iraq could turn a 4 to a 10.
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    Too bad those little dudes don't appreciate it for what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
    Not so much as to get out of the army, but to get out of deployment... shame, they didn't realize this when they signed up? Cold feet? Our unit had a shitbag female that got pregnant 3 times, missed the 3 deployments our unit went on in the last five years. I can't stand this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    Everybody. We called them QFaYs: Queens for a year. Only Iraq could turn a 4 to a 10.
    Afghanistan was the same... that supply soldier started looking real good after 10 months down range... in Garrison she was no better than a 6!
    You're right, AF chicks are way hotter... AIT, 2007, went up to Davis Montham AFB in Tucson and holy cow batman! We met a few girls that put the AU chicks to shame!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    i Am Embarrassed To Say It Is Probably The Marines, We Are Not Known For Our High Standards When It Comes To Random Sexual Encounters.

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