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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.

    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
    I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    i Am Embarrassed To Say It Is Probably The Marines, We Are Not Known For Our High Standards When It Comes To Random Sexual Encounters.

    [rofl1] [lol] [lol]

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.
    It's not just the Marines. 9/10 infantrymen (regardless of branch) would hit it no matter what she looked like.
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    I present to you exhibit A:

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    Susan Boiled was on TV last night...
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    eh...I'd do her
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    Are you blind????
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    Nope, just in the Infantry...

    Fat chicks need love too
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    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Meh, done worse...

    Not proud of it, but it has happened.

    Mostly done a HELL of a lot better. Not that is saying much with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    I present to you exhibit A:

    look at you diggin' up skeletons

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    look at you diggin' up skeletons
    Hahaha, it was the first thing I thought of when I read that Terminal Lance comic strip.
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    "A lot of people are saying it's a disgrace to the uniform. They're comparing it to urinating and defecating [while in uniform]," Scott told MSNBC. "It's extremely upsetting. Defecating in public is illegal. Breast-feeding is not."
    I am pretty sure during my time in the Army I never once completely disrobed to take a crap or Piss...

    So yeah, I Pissed while in Uniform.
    Natural Function, get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    Hahaha, it was the first thing I thought of when I read that Terminal Lance comic strip.

    good stuff

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