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  1. 05-31-2012, 18:42 #1
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    With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

    Enjoy!

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    That would be worth sticking around to see the reaction
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    Quote Originally Posted by Batteriesnare View Post
    With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

    Enjoy!
    That rocks!!! Just saved it and going to make copies.
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    Great post!

    Gonna save that one
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    Came out of a pizza joint in ny one night and this guy is pacing back & forth really pissed off. I'm like your car broke down? he say's, no i'm blocked in and unable to locate the owner of this caddy. He's really pissed so i suggest he slash his tires and i can give him a ride. he feels slashing the tires isn't worth it. Why not spray paint his windows? He says IF i had some paint i'd do it.

    You're in luck, what color you want to use? as i bust out some BBQ flat black rustoleum. Guy went to town on the caddy.

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    When I was working at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Vegas someone decided it would be a good idea to block in the owner. The hotel engineer was called, a forklift was used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    When I was working at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Vegas someone decided it would be a good idea to block in the owner. The hotel engineer was called, a forklift was used.
    I hope they went through the doors to pick it up. Door beams have lots of strength when the door is closed.
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    People suck.
    That is all.
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    I just had a box of these printed up:



    They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    I just had a box of these printed up:



    They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.

    hahaah lol those are awesome!
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