Quote Originally Posted by Batteriesnare View Post
With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

The presence of "arse" and "learnt" make this painfully British. There is no "learnt" used in American English. "Wank chariot" is funny.

Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
I just had a box of these printed up:



They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.
That is FTMFW!