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    My mom says I'm special Waywardson174's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?
    I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dropped_71chevy View Post
    I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.

    BAHAHAHHHAHHAHH LOLOLOL


    an actual lol on that one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waywardson174 View Post
    I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)
    maybe its an assault bidet. it pulsates water in single shots, 3 shot bursts and full stream automatic.

    painted black of course. maybe a built in assualt mag with hi-cap toilet paper dispenser for extra messy conflicts

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    I'm confused. Possessing an unregistered firearm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

    if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts
    Magpul FDE seat ??
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    I believe one of suspects is also a Boulder police officer. I was going to copy the link but my Assault Android phone a falure to feed. That was the Boulder camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post
    Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

    Do you have your tactical/assault TP???



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    Quote Originally Posted by battle_sight_zero View Post
    i Believe One Of Suspects Is Also A Boulder Police Officer. I Was Going To Copy The Link But my Assault Android Phone A Falure To Feed. That Was The Boulder Camera.
    [rofl3]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad4000 View Post
    lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

    and awesome avatar btw..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeusExMachina View Post
    I'm confused. Possessing an unregistered firearm?
    From the quote from the story

    Lee pleaded guilty in April to possessing an unregistered firearm.
    I'm assuming it's for possession of the cans with out NFA registration/docs/stamp and the, oh so well informed, Denver post just said unregistered firearm, or that's the "common name" for the charge in reference to an NFA item that's not properly documented.

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