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    Default Assault silencers

    I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.

    http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpo...sued-silencers

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    lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

    and awesome avatar btw..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad4000 View Post
    lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

    and awesome avatar btw..

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    Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post
    Read while sitting on my assault toilet.
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

    if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

    if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts
    Assualt seat warmer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

    if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts
    Well one would think a proper assault would be loud and messy... especially on an assault toilet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

    if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts
    Its painted black. Everything painted black is 'assault' or 'tactical' in the medias eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aahorn View Post
    you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?
    I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waywardson174 View Post
    I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)
    maybe its an assault bidet. it pulsates water in single shots, 3 shot bursts and full stream automatic.

    painted black of course. maybe a built in assualt mag with hi-cap toilet paper dispenser for extra messy conflicts

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