Assault silencers

[battle_sight_zero]

I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.

http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpo...sued-silencers

[Chad4000]

lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

and awesome avatar btw..

[argonstrom]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

[DD977GM2]

I dont get it?

As I read it seemed neutral as to what they wrote, kinda nice for a change.
Yeah they used "assualt rifle" but folks on here ALL THE Fing TIME
use the term hi-cap or high capacity magazine. So I wouldnt get all worked up over this
when they are calling a military rifle an "assualt" rifle. YMMV

[aahorn]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

[Gunner]

I hope this read will be better on my assault Android in my assault truck in an assault parking spot

[Gunner]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Assualt seat warmer?

[blacklabel]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.

[Ronin13]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Well one would think a proper assault would be loud and messy... especially on an assault toilet!

[asmo]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Its painted black. Everything painted black is 'assault' or 'tactical' in the medias eye.