Funny, you guys are acting like she's the most disgusting person on earth... I've seen much uglier (try 5 Points after dark, like IVO 26th and Welton- yeesh! Some of those beggars are frightening). My standards must have been lowered since the onset of my dry spell, I'm not saying I'd gladly take her home, I'm just saying if she offered in a dark room where her face was barely visible I probably wouldn't turn it down... if I had been consuming alcohol.

Like Carlin says, "I've never gone to bed with a 10, but I have had two 3's and a 4 in the same night!"