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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    *SIGH* I guess I'll have to become a liberal now, since queers are liberal and liberals are slow. RE-ELECT OBAMA!!!!!
    NOOOOOO! This is a very good case of when unintended consequences goes overboard in the worst way! Quick mods, change it back! We can't afford to lose another one sympathetic to our cause!
    Quote Originally Posted by scratchy View Post
    It's getting harder and harder to read this at work. Everyone wonders why I suddenly laugh for no apparent reason........
    I know exactly how you feel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SA Friday View Post
    Seriously, it's the lisp. You had to know it was going to happen sooner or later.
    As a born-anew liberal, I have to protest this statement in favor of a much more politically correct way of saying this. While I don't know how to type a lissssssp, I would argue that I have an unintentional speech impediment brought on by the whacko right wingers on this board that outed me without permission. Regardless, I am now eligible to A) get a medical marijuana card, B) become part of occupy wall street and C) get all sorts of free stuff from the socialist government I so love.

    Oh, and I'm joining a union.

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    As a born-anew liberal, I have to protest this statement in favor of a much more politically correct way of saying this. While I don't know how to type a lissssssp, I would argue that I have an unintentional speech impediment brought on by the whacko right wingers on this board that outed me without permission. Regardless, I am now eligible to A) get a medical marijuana card, B) become part of occupy wall street and C) get all sorts of free stuff from the socialist government I so love.

    Oh, and I'm joining a union.

    So can I have all your guns? Ya know, in order to fit in with your liberal brethren you'll have to rid yourself of those evil, murderous black things!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    So can I have all your guns? Ya know, in order to fit in with your liberal brethren you'll have to rid yourself of those evil, murderous black things!
    I'll make a deal with you Ronin... While I'm stoned out of my ever loving gord, marching on the capital, in my pink stockings, waving my pro-union signs, driving my Suburu with a re-elect Obama sticker then you can not only have my guns but I want you to empty every mag into my worthless body!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

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    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    I'll make a deal with you Ronin... While I'm stoned out of my ever loving gord, marching on the capital, in my pink stockings, waving my pro-union signs, driving my Suburu with a re-elect Obama sticker then you can not only have my guns but I want you to empty every mag into my worthless body!
    You forgot to mention dreadlocked hair, homemade hemp clothing, Bonaroo flatbill, and the awful stench of patchouli following you everywhere you go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post

    Oh, and I'm joining a union.

    I know it's hard to believe everyone, but you can be in a union and still be a republican. That is if you have the capability of being somewhat bipartisan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    You forgot to mention dreadlocked hair, homemade hemp clothing, Bonaroo flatbill, and the awful stench of patchouli following you everywhere you go!
    Are you sssserioussss, that would ssssso not go with my sssstockingsssss. Hmph.

    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    I know it's hard to believe everyone, but you can be in a union and still be a republican. That is if you have the capability of being somewhat bipartisan.
    I don't oppose union members, I oppose the unions themselves. I know not everyone in a union is liberal, just like NOT EVERYONE WHO IS TITLED AS PINK PARADE IS GAY DAMMIT
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Also - you can be a hard worker and be in the union as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    And in this move you play......?
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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