Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
As a born-anew liberal, I have to protest this statement in favor of a much more politically correct way of saying this. While I don't know how to type a lissssssp, I would argue that I have an unintentional speech impediment brought on by the whacko right wingers on this board that outed me without permission. Regardless, I am now eligible to A) get a medical marijuana card, B) become part of occupy wall street and C) get all sorts of free stuff from the socialist government I so love.

Oh, and I'm joining a union.

So can I have all your guns? Ya know, in order to fit in with your liberal brethren you'll have to rid yourself of those evil, murderous black things!