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    High Power Shooter DangerLee_Industries's Avatar
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    Default Big ole sissy....

    I like to think of my self as someone that can deal with pain fairly well. This is based on all the creative ways over the years I have inflicted it on myself. I just had my gallbladder removed yesterday and I flat out tear up every darn time I fart... WTF when did I become a sissy...... That is all...

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    I farted doing sit ups today... Totally made them easier to do... But I feel your pain. Been there before.

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    Same here. Had mine taken out a couple of years ago and I know what you are going through. Hang in there.
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    Dude, I feel ya, had 2 hernias fixed last year, I thought I was going to die every time I sneezed. Give it time and good luck to ya.

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    Don't fart.
    Burp instead.
    It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Don't fart.
    Burp instead.
    It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......
    Dr. Bert Dr. Bert please see the patient in the gas ward
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    Oh yeah, have some spine surgery where they cut through all the layers of muscle in your back to get to the vertebrae, then sew 'em back together. Have it done twice within 6 months! Makes many aspects of life more interesting.

    This area right here, cut through those muscles twice now. Yippee shit. Talk about dreading to cough.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Don't fart.
    Burp instead.
    It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......
    reminds me of the thought I had the other day when my teenage daughter was whining about "everything she touches turns to crap"

    The thought that popped in my head was "Everything I eat turns to crap"
    I'm considering making it my new tag line...
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    Farted so hard my back popped.

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    I tear up when I fart too! But I think it's from different reasons...
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