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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    My list is easy

    #1, 2, 3, 4 - Jennifer Aniston
    #5 - Kate Beckinsale
    #6 - Michelle Pfieffer

    Easy peazy
    I will give you my top 10, but beware, googling it at work will probably get you fired...
    1. Christy Mack
    2. Teagan Presley
    3. Kate Beckinsale (I like your style Ranger )
    4. Sunny Leone
    5. Kortney Kane
    6. Capri Cavalli
    7. Megan Fox
    8. Vanilla DeVille
    9. Christina Aguilera
    10. Sasha Grey
    Okay, so 7/10 are not "typical" celebrities...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I will give you my top 10, but beware, googling it at work will probably get you fired...
    1. Christy Mack
    2. Teagan Presley
    3. Kate Beckinsale (I like your style Ranger )
    4. Sunny Leone
    5. Kortney Kane
    6. Capri Cavalli
    7. Megan Fox
    8. Vanilla DeVille
    9. Christina Aguilera
    10. Sasha Grey
    Okay, so 7/10 are not "typical" celebrities...
    Yea, oops, I did google some of these and my my are you just the adult vixen connoisseur! On your list I recognized #3, #7, #9 - and googled #1 and #2, I assume the rest are in the same category . Judging from #1, 2 and 3 I'm seeing a pattern of brunettes too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Yea, oops, I did google some of these and my my are you just the adult vixen connoisseur! On your list I recognized #3, #7, #9 - and googled #1 and #2, I assume the rest are in the same category . Judging from #1, 2 and 3 I'm seeing a pattern of brunettes too
    Yep! I always said my dream occupation would be either a director or producer (hell I'd even take director of photography- fancy way of saying cameraman) of those kinds of films...
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Yep! I always said my dream occupation would be either a director or producer (hell I'd even take director of photography- fancy way of saying cameraman) of those kinds of films...

    and btw,, producer or director? not star? just curious hahaha...

    I suppose the director gets as much as he can handle too..... hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad4000 View Post
    and btw,, producer or director? not star? just curious hahaha...

    I suppose the director gets as much as he can handle too..... hahaha
    Yeah, besides, I don't want to make my mother blush when someone we know ends up seeing me on some website like Brazzers or something... Besides, I don't want to turn sex into "work" that probably would kill it for me...

    Aw who am I kidding? I'd be a star! Hell yeah I would!

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    Thanks for entertaining me on a regular basis Ronin.
    Anytime! That's what I'm here for...

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    Yea, until she actually speaks, then it's over. Sex is fun and like any red blooded American man I love it, however I'm after what's in her noggin and in her heart and the rest is just the icing on the cake. Funny how a woman who may not be as hot as these women but who is smart and intellectual can be so much sexier to me than these women.

    I'm probably officially an old fart though . I don't mind looking at these nice looking women however!
    Well fret not good sir, I have GREAT news for you. The short version, a good friend of mine got to go to the AVN awards in Vegas last year, met Ms. Grey, and said she's a very smart, witty, and incredibly nice and easy to talk to gal, that after hanging out outside of the hoopla (his friend works in the industry and they went to a Denny's just off the strip where he got to see her outside the fans). So good head, good heart, and you can actually TALK with her about stuff other than her job. He basically said she plays herself like in real life on Entourage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Well fret not good sir, I have GREAT news for you.
    So, even pink paraders like myself can partake in the adult actresses of today and tomorrow? Free Ginsue knives with every purchase

    I love to pretend that Jennifer or Kate will drop on my doorstep and make all my dreams come true - problem is that all my dreams are already true and have the only woman on earth that is truly my soul mate so who could want for more? That being said, I probably would be a total man slut if either of those two were made available to me and ruin it all for just that ONE chance .
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    So, even pink paraders like myself can partake in the adult actresses of today and tomorrow? Free Ginsue knives with every purchase

    I love to pretend that Jennifer or Kate will drop on my doorstep and make all my dreams come true - problem is that all my dreams are already true and have the only woman on earth that is truly my soul mate so who could want for more? That being said, I probably would be a total man slut if either of those two were made available to me and ruin it all for just that ONE chance .

    Your wife found out about this thread, didn't she....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Yeah, besides, I don't want to make my mother blush when someone we know ends up seeing me on some website like Brazzers or something... Besides, I don't want to turn sex into "work" that probably would kill it for me...

    Aw who am I kidding? I'd be a star! Hell yeah I would!


    LOL brazzers..

    yeah I supposed youre right.. this is going to make me sound like I know more about pr0n then I should,, but I read somewhere that there was actually a shortage of guys that could... ahem..... do the job... if ya know what I mean.. lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad4000 View Post
    LOL brazzers..

    yeah I supposed youre right.. this is going to make me sound like I know more about pr0n then I should,, but I read somewhere that there was actually a shortage of guys that could... ahem..... do the job... if ya know what I mean.. lol..
    What can I say... I do know more about pr0n that I should, but who cares, I'm a guy in my mid/late 20's who's about as single as it gets... Gotta fulfill needs somehow
    So this dotted line? I sign here and you'll give me money to do naughty things to that girl right there? Oh, what's that? It's not as much as you're paying her? I care why? *Sign!*
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