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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    My wife would kill me and bury me in a corn field out back, she is Hispanic.

    Don't get Hispanic women jealous.


    Now I am in Bloomfield and my neighbors across the street one of them a 19 year old washes her car in her bikini all the time, but I also am friends with her dad so I don't go there, that is just bad Ju Ju.



    I am basically off of Midway and Ash right across from the open space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully View Post
    My wife would kill me and bury me in a corn field out back, she is Hispanic.

    Don't get Hispanic women jealous.

    Ain't that the truth. Mine wouldn't bother with going all the way to a corn field. I'd just stuffed down the garbage disposal with the plunger handle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irving View Post
    ain't That The Truth. Mine Wouldn't Bother With Going All The Way To A Corn Field. I'd Just Stuffed Down The Garbage Disposal With The Plunger Handle.
    [rofl1]

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    My wife's a red head, so.... Lets just say that I have learned to check women out very secretively........
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    awesome wife

    Grab a straw and suck it up.

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    I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him.

    ... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him.

    ... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used.
    Hey now, we texted briefly...
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    My wife's a red head, so.... Lets just say that I have learned to check women out very secretively........
    Mine's a redhead too...but she'd have probably offered me my spotting scope, after giving me a hard time about it!
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    Mine catches me looking all the time. Maybe that's why she doesn't give it up anymore. That or because she told me after we had the baby she wasn't letting me near her for 2 years.

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