any of my neighbors here?

[Irving]

My wife would kill me and bury me in a corn field out back, she is Hispanic.

Don't get Hispanic women jealous.

Ain't that the truth. Mine wouldn't bother with going all the way to a corn field. I'd just stuffed down the garbage disposal with the plunger handle.

[RMAC757]

ain't That The Truth. Mine Wouldn't Bother With Going All The Way To A Corn Field. I'd Just Stuffed Down The Garbage Disposal With The Plunger Handle.

[rofl1]