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    BADGE BUNNY Monky's Avatar
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    I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him.

    ... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him.

    ... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used.
    Hey now, we texted briefly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    My wife's a red head, so.... Lets just say that I have learned to check women out very secretively........
    Mine's a redhead too...but she'd have probably offered me my spotting scope, after giving me a hard time about it!
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    Mine catches me looking all the time. Maybe that's why she doesn't give it up anymore. That or because she told me after we had the baby she wasn't letting me near her for 2 years.

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    Wow, I must be lucky then because not only do I look but I point them out to my wife . We have this "agreement" in jest - we each get to slip one time so it better be the woman of your fantasies if you're going to slip - so when I check out other women I always tell her "just seeing if she is 'the one'"! She is much sneakier than I am at it though - guys are stupid obvious when checking women out (no matter how sly we think we are), women are like super detectives, they take it all into their brain in a millisecond and analyze it, we linger .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Wow, I must be lucky then because not only do I look but I point them out to my wife . We have this "agreement" in jest - we each get to slip one time so it better be the woman of your fantasies if you're going to slip - so when I check out other women I always tell her "just seeing if she is 'the one'"! She is much sneakier than I am at it though - guys are stupid obvious when checking women out (no matter how sly we think we are), women are like super detectives, they take it all into their brain in a millisecond and analyze it, we linger .
    Well we linger because we're analyzing a little bit longer

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankeefan98121 View Post
    Well we linger because we're analyzing a little bit longer
    I think women store it away and fantasize about it later, we enact the entire fantasy in our mind right there and then so we don't realize that we are staring right at her. Although when they are under about 30 I look, quickly admire and look away because I always think about how creeped out these young girls would be to have an "old dude" staring at them - reminds me of that Ke$ha song Dinosaur (middle aged isn't dead, I still listen to new stuff )
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    I've noticed there are a ton of us in the general area of 100th and Wadsworth.... Bring it on, zombies....

    And Skully... I'm only 24. Why didn't you tell me about the cute girl across the street!? Lol.

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    My wife is the one who tends to point out hot chicks to me. It's funny actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    I've noticed there are a ton of us in the general area of 100th and Wadsworth.... Bring it on, zombies....

    And Skully... I'm only 24. Why didn't you tell me about the cute girl across the street!? Lol.
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