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    Gourmet Catfood Connoisseur StagLefty's Avatar
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    I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

    Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
    Average Customer Rating:
    18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

    Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
    Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine.
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    That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
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    That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
    Who's that lurking over there, is that Merv Griffin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel View Post
    That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
    With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!

    hmm- like "Pets are for covering your genitalia"?

    or "poses nude with animals"

    perhaps from Stripes: "we've got some naked animals"
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel View Post
    That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
    With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!
    I was just about to type that....................


    His avatar is kind of creepy with two ...........shall we say skinny-impaired couple, naked, holding cats to cover themselves. He has a lot more in common with the original OP of this thread than he thinks with the cat food and all........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

    Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
    Average Customer Rating:
    18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

    Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
    Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine.
    My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
    Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
    "Supporting your cats health:
    6 sources of protein
    20% more protein
    Berries and botanicals
    Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

    So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

    Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
    Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
    "Supporting your cats health:
    6 sources of protein
    20% more protein
    Berries and botanicals
    Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

    So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

    Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home
    I don't see succulent or mouth watering in your description as in mine so nanny nanny boo boo
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    Sounds "nummy"!
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    Hey - I finally got a title too!
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