New Title-influenced by Bert

[StagLefty]

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine.

[ThunderSquirrel]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

[BPTactical]

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine.

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home

[DD977GM2]

This thread reminds me of the Happy Gilmore lounge scene.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

[StagLefty]

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home

I don't see succulent or mouth watering in your description as in mine so nanny nanny boo boo

[funkfool]

Sounds "nummy"!

[funkfool]

Hey - I finally got a title too!

[trlcavscout]

Could be worse, could be pink

[68Charger]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

Who's that lurking over there, is that Merv Griffin?

"so I came to Europe to kill, and it's worked out very well for me... until now"

[lpgasman]

Hey - I finally got a title too!

WHAT? Oh I thought you said little tool.