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  1. 06-11-2012, 15:37 #1
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    Exclamation Help! I have a family problem...

    Okay so no one is dying, no need to call 911 or get your bug-out-bag and start donning your SHTF gear, but this is a real issue I've run into...
    I got a phone call not too long ago, it was my brother, he had a shocking, horrifying and frankly odd confession...


    He caught it, that's right, my 24 year old, gun loving, woman chasing, party animal little brother caught BIEBER FEVER!!!

    No I'm not kidding, he admitted to actually liking Justin Bieber. He even went as far as calling him "a pimp", and "a badass."
    Please, for the love of all things holy, help! What do I do when my own blood starts liking terrible music and acting in only a way that coincides with insanity?
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
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  2. 06-11-2012, 15:42 #2
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    Call an Exorcist at once...

    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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  3. 06-11-2012, 16:35 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    Call an Exorcist at once...

    +1. Only cure!!!!
    "An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.
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  4. 06-11-2012, 15:43 #4
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    Make audio recordings of all of these confessions, so when he comes to his sences you can make fun of him and he can't deny it.
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  5. 06-11-2012, 15:44 #5
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    I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
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  6. 06-11-2012, 15:46 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
    I second that
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  7. 06-11-2012, 15:47 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
    Oh I already told him to turn in his Man Card, testicles, and give me some money so I can go buy him a training bra, tampons, and capris.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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  8. 06-11-2012, 18:33 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Oh I already told him to turn in his Man Card, testicles, and give me some money so I can go buy him a training bra, tampons, and capris.
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    I'm thinking honor killing.
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    Looks like your down one brother and up one sister...

    I peed a little
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  9. 06-11-2012, 15:44 #9
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    Sometimes you just gotta put em down.....
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  10. 06-11-2012, 15:53 #10
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    Do chicks in that age group dig male bieber fans? Still no excuse. But I'm out of touch with the current pop culture. It seems chicks dig guys who like ghey things.
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