Help! I have a family problem...

[sniper7]

Okay so no one is dying, no need to call 911 or get your bug-out-bag and start donning your SHTF gear, but this is a real issue I've run into...
I got a phone call not too long ago, it was my brother, he had a shocking, horrifying and frankly odd confession...


He caught it, that's right, my 24 year old, gun loving, woman chasing, party animal little brother caught BIEBER FEVER!!!

No I'm not kidding, he admitted to actually liking Justin Bieber. He even went as far as calling him "a pimp", and "a badass."
Please, for the love of all things holy, help! What do I do when my own blood starts liking terrible music and acting in only a way that coincides with insanity?

Quoted for future!

This definitely confirms you guys are related and I can only imagine the threads that we would see if he was a member here as well!!!

[sniper7]

I don't want to be the one to tell you this.. but your brother is in the closet.

You should be totally supportive in his time of need..

I called it on my buddies little brother when he asked for a Justin Timberlake poster for xmas..

I'm calling it now.

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

Robin....remember all those times wrestling!

[20X11]

Take away his guns NOW!!! Mentally ill are not allowed to own them.

[hobowh]

I am sorry to tell you this but it sounds like he may have dementia. You may need to have him committed or even worse put down

[UncleDave]

The only humane thing to do is put him down, I am afraid. He is assuredly suffering from brain damage.

[UncleDave]

Ah someone beat me to the punch!

[asmo]

End it quickly and humanely. .22 to the back of the head. It really is the only way.

[Ranger]

Damn it man, here are the steps:

1. Revoke his man card, he doesn't deserve it any longer
2. Have him apply for Canadian citizenship in case things don't work out
3. Immediately contact a Bieber Deprogrammer, they are the only ones who can help
4. Monitor closely for 72 hours to make sure he doesn't start showing gay tendencies

And no matter what else happens, do NOT let him listen to In-Sync, early Brittney Spears or Wham! And for GOD'S SAKE don't let him anywhere near mistletoe!

[UncleDave]

Damn it man, here are the steps:

1. Revoke his man card, he doesn't deserve it any longer
2. Have him apply for Canadian citizenship in case things don't work out
3. Immediately contact a Bieber Deprogrammer, they are the only ones who can help
4. Monitor closely for 72 hours to make sure he doesn't start showing gay tendencies

And no matter what else happens, do NOT let him listen to In-Sync, early Brittney Spears or Wham! And for GOD'S SAKE don't let him anywhere near mistletoe!

That's pretty bold talk for a man who had a pink name-tag!

[Ranger]

That's pretty bold talk for a man who had a pink name-tag!

Yea, but see that I NO LONGER HAVE it, I have been cured. Alleluia!