How about "Rev JJ is my role model" "I'm a Dem and proud of it gosh darn it" "Awaiting response on my sex change application" "hung like watch battery" "I rub my pokey nipples till they bleed"
Just off the top of my head...
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.