It's so hot today

[Wiggity]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard

Its so hot out side, I farted and cooled down the house.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Being in the hvac business days like today suck! Customers are pissed off, I'm pissedoff that their pissed off and because it's so hot. Damnit I cant wait to get home.

[Mazin]

Being in the hvac business days like today suck! Customers are pissed off, I'm pissedoff that their pissed off and because it's so hot. Damnit I cant wait to get home.

But ohh Brother you are appriciated by me on days like today, got the house set @ 73. The only problem is I'm messing around in the garage.

[micah360]

We moved into a house almost 5 years ago with no AC. We finally got central air installed last week and I have no idea how we survived that long without it. I got it set on 75 today and it's soooo nice... even the upstairs

[Dr_Fwd]

We moved into a house almost 5 years ago with no AC. We finally got central air installed last week and I have no idea how we survived that long without it. I got it set on 75 today and it's soooo nice... even the upstairs

Nice!

[yankeefan98121]

Just walked to the shuttle from my office, I'm considering pissing myself to cool down and so people aren't next to me while on the shuttle or bus

[T-Giv]

This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted Cheese-It! Anyone?

[SuperiorDG]

It's so hot that I saw two squirrels pouring Gatorade on their nuts

It is so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

[JohnTRourke]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard




This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.

it's not even summer yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but yes, it's going to be bad.

[Monky]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!