It's soo hot I saw a fire hydrant with a sign that read: "all breeds welcome"

It's soo hot that water was evaporating at the public pool and the lifeguard took off the "no peeing in pool" sign to keep the water level up

It's soo hot, I turned on the hose to water and it burned the grass!


It's soo hot, all the FORDs turned on their A/C, overheated and broke down....wait, that happens anyways