Presidential Fitness Test Now Awarded To Any Kid Who Can Eat Without Sweating

[lpgasman]

That is awesome, I was gonna say, now they do something I can do.
This is my favorite onion news video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkUO...e_gdata_player

[trlcavscout]

My 10 year old didnt get the award this year, he can run to memphis just like this, but the lil shit got lazy on the PU/SU etc. So now i have him in the bat cave 4 nights a week getting his buff on

[divideman]

Oh, don't we all get a trophy? What the he....., go run around the block kid!