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    Default Sucks to be him...

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/man...5#.T-8R0bVYsXs


    A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers 30 minutes before watching the X-rated movies, according to a case study. a The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of "severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.
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    Whew-Thanks-I just saved the cost of an office visit
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    I lose my hearing when watching the porn. That way when the wife is yelling at me asking me what I am watching, I actually have the excuse "oh sorry hun, what was that you were saying?"


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    Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.

    On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.
    On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos?
    I"ll keep MY FIREARMS and MY MONEY, you keep your "CHANGE"

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    Check your bean bag chair.
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    hahahaha

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    ray I feel for you man I suffer from the same affliction, on a side note I'm a doritos fan I dont see how anyone can eat cheetos

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    For some reason I get really bad carpal tunnel syndrome after watching porn, but the weird thing is that it's only in my dominant hand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberjager View Post
    For some reason I get really bad carpal tunnel syndrome after watching porn, but the weird thing is that it's only in my dominant hand...
    You should switch off some time. It's like having her sister come over.

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