I lose my hearing when watching the porn. That way when the wife is yelling at me asking me what I am watching, I actually have the excuse "oh sorry hun, what was that you were saying?"
I lose my hearing when watching the porn. That way when the wife is yelling at me asking me what I am watching, I actually have the excuse "oh sorry hun, what was that you were saying?"
"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
- Clint Eastwood
Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.
On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos?![]()