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    Drives A Barbie Jeep Adawg38's Avatar
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    I lose my hearing when watching the porn. That way when the wife is yelling at me asking me what I am watching, I actually have the excuse "oh sorry hun, what was that you were saying?"


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    Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.

    On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.
    On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos?
    I"ll keep MY FIREARMS and MY MONEY, you keep your "CHANGE"

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