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    Default 23rd Psalm

    I took some creative liberty in re-writing it for shooters...

    The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
    He leadeth me beside the still waters...
    Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me...
    Thy rod and Thy staff—they comfort me...
    My cup runneth over.


    The Lord is my spotter; I shall not miss.
    He maketh me lie down in target rich environments
    He leadeth me beside the still winds.
    Yea, though I scan over the valley. I am the shadow of death.
    I fear no crosswind: for Thou are with me…
    Thy shooting sticks and bipod – they steady me…
    My body count runneth over.

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    I guess your in a sniper mood tonight.
    Mine is a little less creative but here goes:

    The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
    He leadeth me beside the still waters...
    Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me...
    Thy rifle and Thy pmags—they comfort me...
    My ammo runneth over.
    "Give me liberty or give me death" Patrick Henery


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    Default Genisis 1:12

    Quote Originally Posted by T-Jet View Post
    I took some creative liberty in re-writing it for shooters...

    The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
    He leadeth me beside the still waters...
    Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me...
    Thy rod and Thy staff—they comfort me...
    My cup runneth over.


    The Lord is my spotter; I shall not miss.
    He maketh me lie down in target rich environments
    He leadeth me beside the still winds.
    Yea, though I scan over the valley. I am the shadow of death.
    I fear no crosswind: for Thou are with me…
    Thy shooting sticks and bipod – they steady me…
    My body count runneth over.
    Nice!

    How about Genisis 1:12

    The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit with seed in them, after their kind; and God saw that it was good.

    The earth brought forth vegetation, fields of tall grass, and trees grown for shelter and cover, after their kind; and Man saw that it was good for the Zombie Apocalypse.




    Sorry, that's all I got, I am kinda bored.


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    I like the idea!

    The lord is my backup; I shall not fear.
    He maketh me stand prepared in dark times.
    He watches my back beside the still waters...
    Yea, though I hunt in the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for my weapons are ready...
    Thy USP and Thy G3 - they comfort me...
    My ammo runneth over.

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