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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Oh yeah. Every time you see something dead on the side of the road in Colorado...






    turtle.

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    Unless you plan to eat them, I'm not quite sure I see the point in shooting them - it's not like CO has an abundance of reptiles that need disposing of.

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    After reading a little more into this thread I had to stop at this comment:
    I'm not quite sure I see the point in shooting them
    Not to make fun of anyone here but seriously...... I have to ask........................ WHO THE HELL IS WILLING TO WASTE A BULLET ON SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST PICK RIGHT UP AND CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF?

    Ok, here it is folks.... I grew up in Florida and have a lot of experience with this one..... You just walk right up and pick up said turtle. That's right, just pick it right up, grab a buddy if its heavy because they can get kind of weighty sometimes. You need to chop its head off, so be smarter than the damn reptile, and hold a stick in one hand, and a machete, or axe in the other and have a little patience.... see where I'm going with this?!?!?!?! Not rocket science, no need to waste ammunition, if you HAVE to shoot at a turtle, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!

    So again, not to make fun of anyone in here, but please keep cranium external to colon and enjoy some fresh reptile while its on the menu.




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    Okay smart guy Badger. If you know so much about it, tell me where I could have better spent my $349.99 + tax than on my turtle blind?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Okay smart guy Badger. If you know so much about it, tell me where I could have better spent my $349.99 + tax than on my turtle blind?
    You can return the blind.. The opened Turtle Urine scent is all yours though.
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    What about the distressed trout call I picked up?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    If one was cornered by one of these ferocious beasts, what is the recommended caliber to ensure elimination of said threat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Okay smart guy Badger. If you know so much about it, tell me where I could have better spent my $349.99 + tax than on my turtle blind?
    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    You can return the blind.. The opened Turtle Urine scent is all yours though.
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    What about the distressed trout call I picked up?
    There is no hope is there ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by waxthis View Post
    If one was cornered by one of these ferocious beasts, what is the recommended caliber to ensure elimination of said threat?
    How about a grenade and a croquet mallet?

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    Somehow I think cutting of their heads might be a little difficult. If these guys hook up with the Zombies were screwed.

    That first step could be a doozey!!!!!





    Last edited by waxthis; 07-05-2012 at 15:33.
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