Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
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"When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat
"I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind
I rock the marine-do.... shave my face with a 1/2 guard, and my head with a 1 guard, do it myself. Do the side-burn and over ear lines myself with no guard, and every second cut I make my wife straighten out the line on the back of my head with no guard.
Honestly, 2.5 years ago, right before my wedding I went to a haircut place to get my hair cut for the special occasion. There were single strands everywhere that were missed. I ended up touching it up myself, if you buzz you head, you have to go over it in 6-8 directions to make sure you don't miss any stragglers. Apparently the "professional" didn't know this. I decided I would never pay to get it done again.
Also, if you buzz it that short, there is zero need for shampoo, at 1/4" long, there are no split ends or brittle hairs. I just wash my whole body, head and all with Irish spring. More savings!!
--J
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"Praise be to our prophet, John Moses Browning, who hath bestowed upon us the new testament of shooting. Delivered unto us, his disciples, on 29 March 1911 A.D."
I use clippers as well. Spent $30 on them and haven't looked back for about 5 years. I have bought 2 haircuts in that time...both for weddings because my wife didn't want ME to screw up my hair...
I cut my little dogs hair as well. They want about $50 to do it each time...that's $250 a year
So I bought some doggy clippers for $35 and she turns out great after about 1/2 hour. and she doesn't get locked up in a damn cage with a dozen other dogs around her barking their nuts off. she always came out scared and shaking, and I couldn't take it any more!
I cut my own hair after I first got married (many years ago). My wife cried so hard, she made me promise I would never cut my hair again. She has been cutting it for me ever since. I still tell her she leaves it too long.
Back to stupid people... We all get our turn at the amusement park![]()