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  1. 07-10-2012, 07:26 #1
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    Default Ball Eating Fish

    Think your days sucks? Try getting you testies muched by a fish...

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    A scary report that an angler had netted a piranha in Illinois' Lake Lou Yaeger (map it) soon turned into an even scarier report when authorities identified the fish as a pacu, a close, and much larger, cousin of the piranha that's known in some countries for biting human testicles off (watch a pacu feeding frenzy). The Illinois Department of Natural Resources is assuring people that pacus pose no threat to humans, but many have pointed to incidents in South America that beg to differ (have pacus ever killed anyone?).
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    Thanks for that
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    At least it was just his ball(s).

    Still sounds painful!
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    All I have to say is, Holy Crap!!
    Be true to your Family and Friends! A handshake, and your word is all it takes!!
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    Fuggen ball munchers.
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    Ball Eating Fish means something totally different in prison...

    On a side note, I don't think I'll be swimming in any lakes known to be home to those greedy little bastards.
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    I heard they don't like Cheetos, so Ray is safe.
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    To catch one do you have to be a "master baiter"?

    What type of rod wood one use?

    Does the color of bait matter, like blue is the most effective?

    I take it two baits is acceptable?

    Could you bust a bait reeling one in?
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