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    Default Interesting mornig after Friday the 13th

    So about 8:30am out on the deck was the wife and dogs. A bird flew down on one of the chairs to say hello I guess. He let the dogs sniff him and just kicked back and chirped a few times and did his bird thing. We gave him an animal cracker he didn't much care for but he wasn't bothered by us at all. I let the dogs in afraid my biggest one would try to eat him. He didn't want to leave and I didn't know what to do with him. I couldn't get a pic because nobody puts things where they should go so I can't find the camera. We all came inside and within 5 mins he shit on the chair and left. He was a beautiful bird but unfortunately I don't know birds so I don't know what type he was. Either you take it as a good omen or something was wrong with the bird like sick maybe?


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    I think you pissed him off since he decided to hang out and shit on your chair before leaving
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    I have parrots and they would act that way. Is it possible that it was someones pet that got away? Bizzare if it was a wild bird.

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    We have been getting Blue Jays around the house this year.
    Pretty birds. The cat is not thrilled though, they buzz him like a P-51.
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    That was not a bird it was a droid sent buy uncle sugar. The pooo has a micro camera in it.
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    He crapped oh your chair because you gave him such a lowly treat.

    "Animal cracker? What, no ritz? A**hole! *deuce*"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    He crapped oh your chair because you gave him such a lowly treat.

    "Animal cracker? What, no ritz? A**hole! *deuce*"
    That is some funny stuff that is what happened
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    It sounds like someone's pet. Our love bird used to chase off neighbor's dog... til she met the neighbor's cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    He crapped oh your chair because you gave him such a lowly treat.

    "Animal cracker? What, no ritz? A**hole! *deuce*"
    ^^^This. Apparently the bird has quality taste in crackers. Stop being so cheap. Next time break out the good stuff & he won't leave you a nifty little present on your chair. Lesson learned.
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