Nederland is tourist central this week. One of the locals was in the visitor's center and overheard this conversation. The tourist was very agitated when he walked in.

Tourist: Where can I get bear spray?
VC Vol: The hardware store carries it. Are you going into the back country?
Tourist: No, I am just in town for the day and I want to be prepared.
VC Vol: Prepared? For bears? In town?
Tourist: Yes!

As the tourist walks toward the door he looks back at the volunteer and asked "Why don't you keep bear spray next to the door!?!".



Some people should just stay home.