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    K, this is my third post of the night, I promise I'm not turning into Ronin...

    The wife decided she "needed some", and of course, I'm not going to say no, so.... Anyway, get done, come out, and I remembered what I was doing before she decided she needed to take me away... My steak is now black....... Damnit........ It was my last one also.
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    Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.
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    Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?

    The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!

    (Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Don't lie that shit was still medium rare. Haha jk! Good for you!
    Nah, I would have probably found it rare, but I ended up falling asleep right after...
    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?

    The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!

    (Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
    I want you to know when this began ginsue...
    When I start tellin Ronin, or others that they just pulled a "ginsue" (joke that was sorta, kinda, maybe.... funny, but not really).
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    Okay, I can't resist...

    Isn't this where someone is supposed to say "Hmm. She told me she wanted steak for lunch before we got busy because she needed the energy!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?

    The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!

    (Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
    Oh fark, Ginsue made a funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen View Post
    Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.

    lol... totally

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    Don't lie that shit was still medium rare. Haha jk! Good for you!

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    Well played sir!

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    Eh so you settled for pork "pork, its whats for dinner"

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