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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Tell me about it. I'm making love with the wife, going at it a good 2-3 minutes, then DONE. I'm getting up off the bed and she yells
    WHAT ABOUT ME?? Selfish bitch, they all like that??
    Jim, are you padding your stats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen View Post
    Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.

    lol... totally

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    lol.. this thread is awesome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.
    Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
    "I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
    "I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"

    "Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
    Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."

    hahaha LOL

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    Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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    Spyder, almost like Ronin, yet a lot cooler!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman78 View Post
    Would you give a guy a foot massage?

    Jules: Fuck you.
    Vincent: You give them a lot?
    Jules: Fuck you.
    Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
    Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

    bahahahaha lol....

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    Pics or it didn't happen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman78 View Post
    Would you give a guy a foot massage?
    Are you high?

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