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    Quote Originally Posted by Holger Danske View Post
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    I laughed.
    Yeah, that was pretty good!

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    My dad had muscular dystrophy and I suspect it was tough for someone that once ran marathons and climbed mountains to gradually waste away knowing what he had coming.

    I think the bad ways to go outnumber the good ways...

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    Quote Originally Posted by asmotao View Post
    Drowning.. Since you would actually feel yourself dying. Especially when you brain FORCES you to breath in water. You actually kill yourself.
    Drowning is rather peaceful. Once you inhale the water your struggle ends and for me it all went blank. I woke up on the side of the pool puking up pool water.

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    Probably staring at this forum.

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    The mentally f-ed up way would be dieing from something you did to yourself, like lung cancer from smoking or liver disease from drinking like a fish.

    Laying there thinking "Man, why did I do this to myself......." That would be brutal.

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    Ever watch the TV show 1000 ways to die?...Some F'd up stuff on there.

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    S-l-o-w-l-y.

    Anything slow. Especially if involves a lot of pain.

    I was just discussing the quantity versus quality of life thing with someone tonight.

    I don't care how I go as long as it's quick, a big plus would to not see it coming.

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    Going off on a tangent, but am I the only one who sees an analogy between Cancer and Illegal immigrants?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tor Larson View Post
    Come on guys...

    You are leaving out the worst. The Big Casino.

    Slowly but surely your own country is replicating defective humans that consume energy and invade the host. Depending on the type of cancer it can affect your economy, social services, entitlement programs, healthcare, cost of living, military capability, domestic security, quality of life, etc. Invasive, silent, painful, lethal. Imagine growing weaker daily while the pain gets worse and the cancer grows and grows. You never die from the cancer...it's the side effects that do you in: metabolic, system failure, complications. Your only recourse is to cut it out (hack off a piece of your body), deport it, zap it with radiation, or dump lethal chemicals into your system that hopefully kill off more of the rapidly dividing cancer cells (illegal immigrants) than your good cells (taxpaying citizens). When you do reach that nadir...you are literally open to attack from everything the world can toss at you. Even the common cold can kill you at this point. Imagine losing all your hair, puking/shitting nonstop for days, weak as a baby, sensitive to light/heat/cold, and pain that goes far beyond 10 on a 10 point scale. If you get lucky and survive it then you have that Russian Roulette of re occurrence...wondering how long you have til it comes back. Did they get it all? Maybe it metastasized to a different area of the body...it was in the border town but in 6 months it will be in your hometown or your capital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20X11 View Post
    Ever watch the TV show 1000 ways to die?...Some F'd up stuff on there.
    I freaking love this show, even though it's obvious they embellish a little.

    I like the avatar too. Good stuff.

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    Gay cowboys.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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