Post apocalypse zombie death car for sale

[GilpinGuy]

A true zombie cruiser for sale on eBay:

Zombie Cruiser

Prior to W.W.Z. this car was a built for comfort and cruizin, an'89 Lincoln Towncar, but we turned her into a zombie plowin, skull crushin, undead death machine. With the weight and size of the car and that it came from the factory with a Ford 5.0 we thought it’d do good pushing through a horde. And it’d be a great candidate for a 5.0 Mustang motor, should a person need the extra horse power. I figured we’d never have need for runnin 120 down the highway so I put a set of 4:56 gears and a mini spool in the rear, I didn’t want her slowin down just cause we were dragging a few undead down the road, ya know? As far as rubber, I snagged them from a Jeep we found, rolled over in the ditch… I didn’t even need a jack. The cage you ask? Well its built from 11/2” dia 1/8” wall tubing, and various plate and rebar that we scavenged. As you can see its mostly built for going forward, like I said we wanted to punch through the zombie hordes! Now you may get a few scragglers from time to time that manage to latch on somehow, but between the plating, the wire mesh over the back windows and the outer handles on the back doors being disabled, they aint getting in. So let em hang on, it's funny as heck when they hit pavement at 70 mph especially when they plow down a few of their own. It's like bowling with zombies! And if their on the front? Well … I aint seen one yet that didn’t just go tumblin up and over when we hit em, that’s the way she's designed. We were lucky enough that the windows were tinted when we got her, actually keeps the dead from seeing you when your in the car. Now she does have a few bullet holes from a couple raiders who tried to hijack the car from us, thankfully none of US got shot. I want you to keep in mind, you aint biddin on your mamma’s BMW, this car was built about 20 years ago and has 174k miles, which is good for her age but a little maintance might be in order, don’t think it’d be anything major though. My final words to you is this, she is alive, and brought us through hell like a walk in the park, to a place we now call home. She was born to crush the undead and so we set her free to do just that. May she bring you and yours safely home too and one day find the slayer that will drive her into the oblivion of the dead.

[asmo]

I want to buy that and park it in my driveway to scare the neighbors/HOA.

[HoneyBadger]

A true zombie cruiser for sale on eBay:

Zombie Cruiser

Prior to W.W.Z. this car was a built for comfort and cruizin, an'89 Lincoln Towncar, but we turned her into a zombie plowin, skull crushin, undead death machine. With the weight and size of the car and that it came from the factory with a Ford 5.0 we thought it’d do good pushing through a horde. And it’d be a great candidate for a 5.0 Mustang motor, should a person need the extra horse power. I figured we’d never have need for runnin 120 down the highway so I put a set of 4:56 gears and a mini spool in the rear, I didn’t want her slowin down just cause we were dragging a few undead down the road, ya know? As far as rubber, I snagged them from a Jeep we found, rolled over in the ditch… I didn’t even need a jack. The cage you ask? Well its built from 11/2” dia 1/8” wall tubing, and various plate and rebar that we scavenged. As you can see its mostly built for going forward, like I said we wanted to punch through the zombie hordes! Now you may get a few scragglers from time to time that manage to latch on somehow, but between the plating, the wire mesh over the back windows and the outer handles on the back doors being disabled, they aint getting in. So let em hang on, it's funny as heck when they hit pavement at 70 mph especially when they plow down a few of their own. It's like bowling with zombies! And if their on the front? Well … I aint seen one yet that didn’t just go tumblin up and over when we hit em, that’s the way she's designed. We were lucky enough that the windows were tinted when we got her, actually keeps the dead from seeing you when your in the car. Now she does have a few bullet holes from a couple raiders who tried to hijack the car from us, thankfully none of US got shot. I want you to keep in mind, you aint biddin on your mamma’s BMW, this car was built about 20 years ago and has 174k miles, which is good for her age but a little maintance might be in order, don’t think it’d be anything major though. My final words to you is this, she is alive, and brought us through hell like a walk in the park, to a place we now call home. She was born to crush the undead and so we set her free to do just that. May she bring you and yours safely home too and one day find the slayer that will drive her into the oblivion of the dead.

Seriously only $415? Does it drive or is it just a shell? I know a lot happens on Ebay in the last day of bidding, but I wonder how much it'll go for.

[Big Wall]

If we're doing a group buy, I vote for the helicopter.

[rockhound]

just because you have a welder............................

[islandermyk]

damn 5 bids on that thing...

I hope it's a clear title so it could be fully insured

[Dr_Fwd]

just because you have a welder............................

+1!

[alxone]

If we're doing a group buy, I vote for the helicopter.

^this

[DD977GM2]

just because you have a welder............................

+2


does not a welder make you!!!!!!!

[spittoon]

If we're doing a group buy, I vote for the helicopter.

But we need ground support we should do both