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    Default Stress Management

    Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.

    The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

    1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
    2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
    4. No one knows your secret place.
    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
    6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
    7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Leftist you're holding underwater.

    There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    I love it!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Doing it right now after hours of torture with a co-worker!

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    Ahh most Zen like...TY! Now I can look at the future with a positive outlook.

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    Sooo peacefull!

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    Oh, thanks. Now I'm all stressed out because I can't really do that. And it sounds like a lot of fun, too.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    Don't wanna get shot by the police?
    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


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    MMmm... seconds please
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    Haha silly leftist.

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    I had to pee after reading #2.

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    Thank you need that one today.
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