Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill
The truth wears NO pants!
Cougars,,, there aren't just in the Mtns. anymore.
This thread was great! Thanks all,-
Hope you like bitches with kids or yettis. Online dating has a plethora of both.
USMC 2000-2004, OIF
Okay seriously... Thanks for thinking of me guys, but I have much better grammar and do not whine about this kind of stuff. Pah-leeez, this actually made me feel better about myself having read all this stuff.
To the OP... You're doing it wrong. I've tried online dating and there are a few things to be wary of.
1- About 60% of the women on there are either crazy, fat, or lying about most of their profile (meet one in person, you have a very good chance she looks NOTHING like her pictures).
2- You have confidence, great, but don't come off as a cocky asshole, that just pushes the babes away, bro.
3- Most importantly, be PATIENT. Online dating is a much slower process than IRL dating... I emailed back and forth with a gal for almost a month before we met in person... slow down.
4- Get a BMW, they seriously work!...kidding, don't try and copy my style
Good read though, pretty funny, despite the near-fatal grammar.![]()
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
My head is full of fuck after reading all of this.
CSB.
Rival14 on Arfcom. Arguing on Internet forums is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Yellow, Condition 1 is my style.
Grass is always greener....fight like hell to get one, wonder what the hell have I done to myself once you got one. buyer beware
Hahahahaha!! It's true!
Have of the girls I see I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.....let alone MY pole.
It's not crabs the girls carry nowadays, those have evolved into saber tooth crotch crickets.....not somethin I want.
What pisses me off is girls are always whining about there not being any decent guys out there, sorry bitch but the good guy you DID have, you Cheated on! And not to mention not all guys want your "pre made family". Should made dude pull out