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    Talking Stupid lives in Parker

    According to standard liberal reasoning of blaming the inanimate object, this magnet on my truck started a fight this afternoon.


    While I completed my reserve duty today, my family was at...we'll call it an amateur sporting event to protect the innocent...in Parker today. Since my son's coach was sponsoring the event this month, they were staying late to help with the tear down and clean up. I got there right as they were wrapping up, helped throw some stuff in the trailer and pick up trash.

    As I'm getting in my truck to head back to COS for dinner with the coach and team, a woman parks next to me and notices the truck magnet. The conversation went something like this:

    Liberal: Right to bear arms, eh. That's what James Holmes had didn't he?
    Me: Not anymore, he doesn't.
    Liberal: (getting louder and a little shrill) Well, people died, how can you have that sticker???
    I don't answer, because I'm tired, hungry and really don't want to have this conversation right now. I get in my truck and put the key in the ignition.
    Liberal: (yelling) It's about time for some regulations!
    Me: I disagree.

    At this point I start the truck, drowning her out and leave the parking lot. Now, my wife is in her van behind me watching all this. The liberal now approaches her, perhaps expecting a sympathetic woman's ear -

    Liberal: Can you believe he feels that way about guns still after all that's happened? It's his right he said. (very disdainfully and disapprovingly)
    Wife: Uh, yeah. He's my husband.
    Liberal: Well, he's an ass!
    Wife: Well, so are you! It's the Second Amendment, you might want to look it up. Obama-lover!

    At this point, my wife starts up her van and leaves as well. By now, my son's coach and his wife (she's a cop) have gotten out of their truck and the liberal starts yelling nonsense about how anyone can buy a Gatling gun and how gun control would have saved so many people. The cop begins to refute her with facts and at this point, the liberal shuts up and leaves.

    Between the HOA's and people like this woman, I'm glad I don't live in Parker. At least we had a good time laughing about it over dinner!

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    Can't fix stupid. Glad you stood your ground and left just in time.

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    Well, she is correct. If there were NO guns at all, there would be no shooting, making criminal gun crimes go down pretty drastic (to be partially replaced by knives,clubs, machettes - remember huttu and tootsi? Hack Hack.

    He probably would have done something bigger and badder.

    And if there were no guns, how about no electricity and electric motors. She would have 10 kids and be doing household chores every day, and wouldn't have time enough to be a GOOFY LIBERAL! Would she also want to ban swords? Knives? Kitchen knives? Gee, until some OTHER race of people invented the knife, sword, and came over and took over the country, and then POOF! NO MORE GOOFY WHITE LIBERALS. Then the non-whites developed guns and Bob's your Uncle. The end

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    You did the right thing and got out of there. No need to have a public scene with someone who's spoiling for a fight and is just looking for an audience/soapbox.

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    Colorado is getting swamped w/ such libtards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    Colorado is getting swamped w/ such libtards.
    Fleeing 'Diversity' in California, and New York, and the taxes it takes to run a Democratic state. Most of Colorado's Americans are from Blue states I'd imagine, and its probably not my imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocktot View Post
    Fleeing 'Diversity' in California, and New York, and the taxes it takes to run a Democratic state. Most of Colorado's Americans are from Blue states I'd imagine, and its probably not my imagination.
    Yep, they won't take responsibility for how their liberal polices f'd those places up. Now they have go somewhere else (Colorado, Wyoming, Alaska) and f' that up too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    Colorado is getting swamped w/ such libtards.
    Yep... In-laws live in Parker. I asked them to hang on to a few of my guns when the Air Force sent me to California, and I knew I had nothing to worry about. They wouldn't touch a gun with a 10 foot pole! hahaha Every time we go up to visit them, they talk about how great Obamacare is and how the dear leader is doing America a favor... Sometimes I literally stand up an walk out of the room when they are pooping out of their mouths.
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    Hand out copies of this:



    http://patriotupdate.com/cartoons


    hehehe

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    It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are an idiot, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    Guess she showed you.
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