There is a God

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Two questions:

Did she take the truck?
How well can Susan put furniture together?

[Bailey Guns]

Two questions:

Did she take the truck?
How well can Susan put furniture together?

Two answers:

Not my truck! She has a Traverse. Lots of room.
OK...I'll probably get stuck putting whatever she buys into useable form. But that's better than having to actually go there. I'll take that tradeoff any day.

[Zundfolge]

OK...I'll probably get stuck putting whatever she buys into useable form. But that's better than having to actually go there. I'll take that tradeoff any day.

Dude, you do realize there's food at Ikea, and places to sit and eat food and drink ... if you got dragged there at least you could sit in the restaurant or bistro eating Swedish Meatballs while the Mrs schleps around the place ... hell the hot dog and a coke is like a buck and a half! (if only they also served Påsköl)

Now you're going to end up having to put together the furniture WITHOUT getting any of the spoils (not even a bag of Swedish Fish) So all the pain, none of the gain.

[Bailey Guns]

Dude, you do realize there's food at Ikea, and places to sit and eat food and drink ... if you got dragged there at least you could sit in the restaurant or bistro eating Swedish Meatballs while the Mrs schleps around the place ... hell the hot dog and a coke is like a buck and a half! (if only they also served Påsköl)

Now you're going to end up having to put together the furniture WITHOUT getting any of the spoils (not even a bag of Swedish Fish) So all the pain, none of the gain.

Sorry, Z... You don't know my wife. A) She'll bring me meatballs anyway...she's just like that. B) She's the best cook I've ever met and I have the physique to prove it. If the meatballs are that good she'll make it her life's work to make something even better.

Either way, I don't have to drive 120 miles round trip to fight traffic and crowds to go to a place I have zero interest in going to. No...putting together some piece of wooden furniture is a small price to pay for that victory.

[Troublco]

Fortunately for me (and my bank account), I managed to put about 400 miles between my wife and Ikea before it opened...

[WETWRKS]

Guys...we don't have it here in the US yet but ikea is planning on beer at their stores. Swedish meatballs, beer....don't have to shop, wife happy...talk our way into more firearms....might be worth it. Just saying.

[BigDee]

Ikea furniture is great if you are decorating a dorm room. Anything else no way. It's a bunch of particle board garbage.

[T-Jet]

I'll probably get stuck putting whatever she buys into useable form.

Yeah - but if you do it totally wrong then you'll never be asked to do it again. Problem solved.

[Graves]

Two questions:

Did she take the truck?
How well can Susan put furniture together?

Truck? Everything they sell seems to fit in a gawdamn 2'x5' box.


BTW Gilpin, that's just vol. 1-3.95 there.