Online dating sites-I'm looking for guys. (LOL)

[rocktot]

I was puzzled. In real life, I do pretty good with babes. So I plunked my gorgeous ass down on an online dating site, and started smooth talking the ladies, and nothing. (well, some replies on how nice it was to complement them, from a cougar, and how 'funny' it was.) Some girls I just wanted to know about some stuff that they were doing, and that I was not into dating them. Some girls looked at my profile, some did not. But NO responses from 50 sent messages.

Ok, I kinda thought I was the center of the universe here, but then WAMO, I looked at my competition and about freaked out. There were more 'hot' guys than women (STFU- I'm telling a story here) and my stupid profile suddenly made me feel like I was some chump high school kid at a College dance. (or bringing a knife to a gunfight) etc...

BUT- I did notice that Arvada has way more 'hot chicks' than &% )*@)$)@) Boulder area, and will be doing more stuff down there now as it seems more like a target rich environment.

But it is humbling to be just another piece of meat, where the roles are reversed and YOUR the friggin girl. So, god, its almost sounds homo, but I might email some of the guys there, let them know whats up (total bullshype for guys) and get some wingmen and go hit the real friggin world.
God that would be funny. Email all the hot chicks telling them where we will be if they are man enough to show up.

Its a good thing I looked all this crap up FAST, and found out about these dating sites, (3 days) and did not pay anything. All the guys say the same thing, I wrote decent, funny emails etc, got NO responses. God, there are some frigging hot chicks on there (1/1000), but there is no way they are going to respond to ME and my goofy pic and profile, no matter how I augment it(Ex-Astronaut/ Fighter pilot/ movie star/ model/ I'm French, I'm English with a posh accent, etc..) Any hot chick will get 100's of responses a week, maybe a day. So their 'attention' NEED is overloaded, giving the female godlike powers of selection. I'll take the real world any day. Wingy or not.

B

[Mick-Boy]

Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?

[stevelkinevil]

I was puzzled. In real life, I do pretty good with babes. So I plunked my gorgeous ass down on an online dating site, and started smooth talking the ladies, and nothing. (well, some replies on how nice it was to complement them, from a cougar, and how 'funny' it was.) Some girls I just wanted to know about some stuff that they were doing, and that I was not into dating them. Some girls looked at my profile, some did not. But NO responses from 50 sent messages.

Ok, I kinda thought I was the center of the universe here, but then WAMO, I looked at my competition and about freaked out. There were more 'hot' guys than women (STFU- I'm telling a story here) and my stupid profile suddenly made me feel like I was some chump high school kid at a College dance. (or bringing a knife to a gunfight) etc...

BUT- I did notice that Arvada has way more 'hot chicks' than &% )*@)$)@) Boulder area, and will be doing more stuff down there now as it seems more like a target rich environment.

But it is humbling to be just another piece of meat, where the roles are reversed and YOUR the friggin girl. So, god, its almost sounds homo, but I might email some of the guys there, let them know whats up (total bullshype for guys) and get some wingmen and go hit the real friggin world.
God that would be funny. Email all the hot chicks telling them where we will be if they are man enough to show up.

Its a good thing I looked all this crap up FAST, and found out about these dating sites, (3 days) and did not pay anything. All the guys say the same thing, I wrote decent, funny emails etc, got NO responses. God, there are some frigging hot chicks on there (1/1000), but there is no way they are going to respond to ME and my goofy pic and profile, no matter how I augment it(Ex-Astronaut/ Fighter pilot/ movie star/ model/ I'm French, I'm English with a posh accent, etc..) Any hot chick will get 100's of responses a week, maybe a day. So their 'attention' NEED is overloaded, giving the female godlike powers of selection. I'll take the real world any day. Wingy or not.

B

I can tell you are the young bull.
2 bulls are standing on hill looking down on a herd of cows, the young bull says "im gonna run down there and screw the hell outta one of them!" the old bull says "im going to stroll down and screw em all". believe me man, its only when you don't care (and I mean really not figuratively) that they do. Its one of many cruel truths when it comes to men and women.

[Bailey Guns]

Huh... I'm not sure if your story/predicament is:

• funny?
• pathetic
• entertaining?
• all of the above?

Good luck, though!

[sniper7]

What you need is a BMW

[Uberjager]

The girls' vaginas detected that you are really an asocial gun-nut, who lurks gun forums...

[RMAC757]

Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?

Just spit my cereal out.... Thanks alot Mick!

[Ashton]

Boulder people... Think they're on top of the world until they leave Boulder.

[opie011]

Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?

What you need is a BMW

[Irving]

Have you tried distinguishing yourself from others by sending photos of your penis?