Because my wife makes stuff like this. Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto with cream cheese and black peeper. And that's just the appetizer. For dinner it's roasted tomatoes with herbed ricotta cheese and toasted walnuts and salmon cooked in a cumin/coriander/chile crust.

Knock yourself out with meatballs from the furniture store... (She's actually bringing some home tomorrow...I'll get to try them)

No, she doesn't have a sister. Well...she does but...let's just say you're better off not knowing about her.