Why I Don't Need to Eat at IKEA

[Bailey Guns]

Because my wife makes stuff like this. Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto with cream cheese and black peeper. And that's just the appetizer. For dinner it's roasted tomatoes with herbed ricotta cheese and toasted walnuts and salmon cooked in a cumin/coriander/chile crust.

Knock yourself out with meatballs from the furniture store... (She's actually bringing some home tomorrow...I'll get to try them)

No, she doesn't have a sister. Well...she does but...let's just say you're better off not knowing about her.

[One Shot]

So your wife works at IKEA?

[Mtn.man]

WTF is IKEA?

[Bailey Guns]

Negative...

She's a RN. When I'm (more) old and fat and feeble she'll be able to take care of me.

[patrick0685]

WTF is IKEA?

well played sir well played

[Bailey Guns]

WTF is IKEA?

Hay-zuess, Mtn.man. Where the eff have you been? IKEA is a Swedish meatball store that sells furniture.

[One Shot]

Those look delicious BTW

[patrick0685]

Those look delicious BTW

yes they do...how did she cook them?

[Bailey Guns]

yes they do...how did she cook them?

I dunno...in that thing in the kitchen that gets hot inside.

[alxone]

Hay-zuess, Mtn.man. Where the eff have you been? IKEA is a Swedish meatball store that sells furniture.