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    Default Fhut the wuck? Veggie bacon?

    Ok, so yes I'm one of the few that does spend more than 10 seconds on Facebook... forgive me. But this is just jacked the hell up! My acquaintance, because we're friends on FB but we're not really "friends" IRL (She's a liberal, hippy and worst of all a VEGETARIAN- which we all know is Navajo for "bad hunter"), anyway, she posted a picture of her dinner she cooked and it's a "Vegetarian bacon cheese burger." First, dare I ask what vegetarian bacon is made of? Second, I seriously don't get why vegetarians have to be so proud and always proclaim their dietary choice, nothing political about it, if you don't eat meat you're not a revolutionary, you just chose not to. And third, why do they keep making "vegetarian food posing as meat"? Look if you want a fucking hamburger then go get one. If you want to be a vegetarian, eat some fruit and veggies and STFU. You can't have both! /rant
    Thanks for listening... damn hippy vegetarian d-bags with their self-righteous, pompous attitudes...
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    People that wear their political affiliation on their sleeves are rather unappealing, irrespective of which side of the fence they graze on

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    Not all vegetarians are like that princess. My wife is vegetarian, she just doesn't like meat, but she cooks me a hell of a steak. Anyway, thought I would just fill you in so you don't keep sounding like a lib by roping all of them into the same group of people.





    Oh, and she would think your FB friend is retarded for that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    Not all vegetarians are like that princess. My wife is vegetarian, she just doesn't like meat, but she cooks me a hell of a steak. Anyway, thought I would just fill you in so you don't keep sounding like a lib by roping all of them into the same group of people.





    Oh, and she would think your FB friend is retarded for that...
    Not trying to put all vegetarians in this category of douche bags (I'm sure your wife is a wonderful person), I'm talking about the ones that preach and act all pompous. Those and the meat envy crowd that has to have "Veggie [meat product]" and undermine my absolute and final love of all kinds of food that comes from the slaughter house.
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    When you get the urge to post stupid shit.. you should do it on FB.. not here.

    Seriously.

    Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut (fingers from typing in this case) and appear stupid, than to open it (type it) and remove all doubt.

    I know people who are vegetarian by nature, they can't properly digest meat. Guess they're in the 'god fucked me good' category of vegetarians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    When you get the urge to post stupid shit.. you should do it on FB.. not here.

    Seriously.

    Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut (fingers from typing in this case) and appear stupid, than to open it (type it) and remove all doubt.

    I know people who are vegetarian by nature, they can't properly digest meat. Guess they're in the 'god fucked me good' category of vegetarians.
    Easy cupcake. I wasn't lumping them all in the same category. I'm ranting about those who chose to be vegetarians then get all politicized about it and wear it on their sleeve. Now, go to the bathroom and unwad those panties.
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    See... bacon is so awesome even vegetarians crave it.




    I still haven't figured out why people who don't eat meat always seem to want to eat things that taste like meat.

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    Veggie bacon. Ewwwwww.

    My brothers veggie brother in law made a "tofurkey" at Thanksgiving one year. It looked like a half deflated football. LOL. About a year later he was sent to Canyon City for child molestation. I bet he's putting meat in his mouth now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    When you get the urge to post stupid shit.. you should do it on FB.. not here.

    Seriously.

    Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut (fingers from typing in this case) and appear stupid, than to open it (type it) and remove all doubt.

    I know people who are vegetarian by nature, they can't properly digest meat. Guess they're in the 'god fucked me good' category of vegetarians.
    tru story....i was a vegi for almost 8 years i liked the vegi bacon a lot and we still use the fake ground beef in our sloppy joes

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    Quote Originally Posted by cofi View Post
    tru story....i was a vegi for almost 8 years i liked the vegi bacon a lot and we still use the fake ground beef in our sloppy joes
    Seriously, no offense, but why use "fake" meat if you are no longer a vegi? Does it just taste better to you?

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