I want a new rifle- maybe I should order a crappy TV

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I'm betting he doesn't eat at chic fil a.

And he absolutely waves at other Vespa riders...

[cofi]

And he absolutely waves at other Vespa riders...

[CrufflerSteve]

Unfortunately Mr. Vespa rider is way too much of the future. He almost certainly never shot a real gun. Probably never even held one. The only real ones he's seen have been carried by LEO's or pointed at him by someone who took his wallet. The closest thing he's ever been to using guns is the many hours he spent shooting zombies in video games.

Suddenly a big evil assault rifle arrives at his door. Probably crapped his pants. Real guns have such a heft and feel compared to his video game plastic ones. I'm not at all surprised he called the cops. probably was afraid that touching it would make it start shooting or turn him evil. Sad.

Steve

[Scanker19]

How did he get out of the house without an "assult gun" killing him?

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

What a fagy nerd

[Fmedges]

I'm surprised that the "Gun" didn't jump out of the box and start shooting the place up, you know like they do in all these other shootings.

[bulletproof]

I'd like to know who the seller was... maybe he has some more 39" LCD TV's he'd like to sell for $320... I need a new one for each room in my house...

[Byte Stryke]

the level of stupid in that video hurts

[cstone]

the level of stupid in that video hurts

I'm voting for upper Northwest. Probably not far from American University between Wisconsin Ave and Palisades. Nice neighborhoods. Some fairly odd people.

Anybody see the address where the package was delivered?

[Danimal]

You know, I have heard lots of horror stories about UPS and this just seals it. I will never ship anything via UPS. Yeah there is the idiot sheeple that got the guns and got all scared that it would sneak out and shoot him while he was sleeping, but my real concern here is that the guy that bought and paid for the guns legally will never see them. I bet that DC police will be real cooperative about giving his property back.