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  1. 08-08-2012, 19:53 #21
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    Not being one to want a personal “shock and awe” arsenal of his own, Horvitz contacted the D.C. police. They immediately confiscated the box, which contained a semi-automatic Sig Sauer 716 patrol rifle. The police informed Horvitz that the gun was illegal in the District of Columbia.
    Are you fricken kidding me?? Really?? WTF??

    And does this douche have his finger nails painted too?? C'mon....
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    Quote Originally Posted by spleify View Post
    Are you fricken kidding me?? Really?? WTF??

    And does this douche have his finger nails painted too?? C'mon....
    Living in the District would give you a very different perspective on this story. I'm not saying what he did was right, but for someone who lives in the District, being within ten feet of a semi-automatic weapon, while not being LEO, military, or thug, would be totally foreign and pretty scary.

    The nation's capitol is not as gun friendly as Colorado. Just look at how many online vendors won't even sell to DC residents.
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    I'm betting he doesn't eat at chic fil a.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashton View Post
    I'm betting he doesn't eat at chic fil a.
    And he absolutely waves at other Vespa riders...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    the odd part is that the shipping label was written in Eric Holders handwriting...
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    What a fagy nerd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    the odd part is that the shipping label was written in Eric Holders handwriting...
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who smells a rat with this. Calling the cops I could see. Calling the Brady Campaign screams set up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    And he absolutely waves at other Vespa riders...
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    Unfortunately Mr. Vespa rider is way too much of the future. He almost certainly never shot a real gun. Probably never even held one. The only real ones he's seen have been carried by LEO's or pointed at him by someone who took his wallet. The closest thing he's ever been to using guns is the many hours he spent shooting zombies in video games.

    Suddenly a big evil assault rifle arrives at his door. Probably crapped his pants. Real guns have such a heft and feel compared to his video game plastic ones. I'm not at all surprised he called the cops. probably was afraid that touching it would make it start shooting or turn him evil. Sad.

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  10. 08-09-2012, 07:38 #30
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    How did he get out of the house without an "assult gun" killing him?
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