Holy Hell on Earth

[rondog]

Never had a child of my own, and thank God I never will. The only upside to your prostate turning into a golf ball.

[Great-Kazoo]

Just wait until mom & daughter are flowing at the same time. I removed the firing pin out of the wife's glock.
12 is the rebellious i'm running away because
[ multiple choice]
no one loves / understands / pays attention to me

[airborneranger]

Just wait until mom & daughter are flowing at the same time. I removed the firing pin out of the wife's glock.
12 is the rebellious i'm running away because
[ multiple choice]
no one loves / understands / pays attention to me

Lovely. I may have to do the same for her G22 -

[Inconel710]

Angry blowups are understandable - teenagers are technically insane and you expect it. It's the passive aggressive crap that bugs me. I've tried to motivate my 17yr old to do good in school and figure out what she wants to do in life and all I get is "meh".

[223kev]

At least you know ahead of time what you have. I had a perfect angel until about 15 and then overnight she turned into a nasty little Bitch! Hit us like a brick wall. Yes, having her mouth washed out with a bar of lava soap worked for her foul mouth but nothing worked for her attitude. Forward three years later and she is coming around again. Be patient and good luck!

[AK47 Ranger]

Ive got a 9 year old daughter that is the sweetest kid ever. So mellow and just a pleasure to be around always.

Then there is the DEBBIL, the 7 year old daughter who I am either going to institutionalize or force into the Marine Corps at an early age.
She is a free wheeler, doesnt like authority, doesnt play well with others and should not have sharp objects.

I just dont get it. Same wife, just two years apart but what a difference in the two kids.
I love her as dearly as the first born but she might be the devil. Ive checked her scalp for the markings of the beast.

[Ronin13]

Thanks guys,
really...

I'm never having kids. I thought I would enjoy it after getting past the sticky phase (why are children always so sticky?). But hearing all these horror stories, and then a friend of mine who has 3 daughters (IIRC 8, 13, and 17) and he's the only guy in the house besides their Alaskan Malamute. He's always tearing his [very little] hair out and wonders "Why is everyone crying?"
Heh, reminds me of that Bill Engvall joke...
"They called me names and said I wasn't allowed to play with them, and then they closed the door and locked me out and waah waah..."
"Honey, calm down, it's okay... this is no way for any wife of mine to act."

[airborneranger]

Ive got a 9 year old daughter that is the sweetest kid ever. So mellow and just a pleasure to be around always.

Then there is the DEBBIL, the 7 year old daughter who I am either going to institutionalize or force into the Marine Corps at an early age.
She is a free wheeler, doesnt like authority, doesnt play well with others and should not have sharp objects.

I just dont get it. Same wife, just two years apart but what a difference in the two kids.
I love her as dearly as the first born but she might be the devil. Ive checked her scalp for the markings of the beast.

Sounds just like my situation. I am sorry but it is good to realize there is someone else out there enduring this pain!

[airborneranger]

Thanks guys,
really...

I'm never having kids. I thought I would enjoy it after getting past the sticky phase (why are children always so sticky?). But hearing all these horror stories, and then a friend of mine who has 3 daughters (IIRC 8, 13, and 17) and he's the only guy in the house besides their Alaskan Malamute. He's always tearing his [very little] hair out and wonders "Why is everyone crying?"
Heh, reminds me of that Bill Engvall joke...
"They called me names and said I wasn't allowed to play with them, and then they closed the door and locked me out and waah waah..."
"Honey, calm down, it's okay... this is no way for any wife of mine to act."

You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!

[Mr_RoP]

I am so blessed with 4 boys!! Have fun with all that drama!!! Hopefully those wonderful times of the month dont deceide to sync!!