Holy Hell on Earth

[gnihcraes]

There are good days though, first fish.

[theGinsue]

You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!

That's why even in a committed relationship you always use a condom (and don't let her have any access to them to poke holes in 'em).

After sex, remove the condom & toss it out the window going down the highway.

If you end up with a kid after that, call him Houdini!

Id rather they sync and have one week of hell VS three of moderate general anger.
Thats the week I'll be taking off to go wet a line in a local river.

If their times are staggered, you get allys along the way - divide & conquer.

[Snowman78]

Yep, as hard as kids are I would never trade it for anything. I love them more then life! There is nothing better then your 2 year old daughter saying "dady I love you" or takeing hunters safety class with you 11 year old daughter or riding A.T.V's with your son!

[hatidua]

You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!

It took less than ten minutes on the table at my local urologist to make fairly certain that there aren't going to be any surprises. Best thing I ever bought.

[Big Wall]

It took less than ten minutes on the table at my local urologist to make fairly certain that there aren't going to be any surprises. Best thing I ever bought.

Wow! 10 minutes? I was on the table for a hour and the medical student that was assisting and supposed to do one side almost passed out on me.

[cstone]

Wow! 10 minutes? I was on the table for a hour and the medical student that was assisting and supposed to do one side almost passed out on me.

15 minutes per side and the Dr. and I played name that tune from the Muzak in his office. I drove myself home even thought I brought my wife with me. The Dr. said I had to have someone else drive me home. No more pain than some of the more frustrating dates I had as a teenager

[Byte Stryke]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!

I have a 3 daughters in their teenage years a 16 year old and two 14 year olds. My son is leaving for the Navy next week and that leaves me at home all alone in a estrogen filled house. I feel your pain.

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[Larry Ashcraft]

I'm so glad I don't have kids, my 3 year old niece already tells me that her Grandma ( my mother) can't go out with us because she is too old and asks too many questions

That's hilarious!

My "teenaged" daughters are 38 and 33, with my son between them, but I still remember those times.

Now we have nine grandkids between 4 and 12, five boys and four girls. No problems with them yet, but we can always send them home!

[MileHighOutlaw]

I am looking forward to my "deployment" in order to get out of this mess.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!

I have a 3 daughters in their teenage years a 16 year old and two 14 year olds. My son is leaving for the Navy next week and that leaves me at home all alone in a estrogen filled house. I feel your pain.

[GilpinGuy]

This is interesting. When I posted months ago that my wife was prego and I was hoping for a boy I got hammered with a bunch of "you want a girl man, they always love their daddys" replies.