Pics of said Wife or didnt happen![]()
Pics of said Wife or didnt happen![]()
Damn! Busted!
We lived next to a big field and the little bastards kept finding a way in. She had no mercy for them.
Mars is entirely inhabited by robots.
Blowdart gun. Takes two shots.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Cat, preferably a hungry one......
(easily done if StagLefty and I are allowed access to his food stash)
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Airsoft is the perfect compromise in the house
Our cat likes to bring stuff in and I have found putting a 12 pack box along the back of the couch where they are hiding and pushing them from the other end with a broom or what not the animal goes into the box; then out the front door.
Never caught the mouse. Sitting here enjoying my Jim and Coke and the SOB ran from the kitchen into the laundry room. I went to rebait the traps with peanut butter and found 2 of them have had the peanut butter licked clean and never went off. WTF!?!
I reset them in different areas. Now I am pissed, this mouse is taunting me laughing!![]()
"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
- Clint Eastwood
BLOW
DART
GUN
"There are no finger prints under water."
Blow dart guns are fun, but when your wife walks in and all of the broadheads are stuck into the wall...
It was just a coincidence, but when I killed the mouse in my room with a blowdart gun, it had woken me up from sleep, so I did it in my underwear. I felt like a tribesman for the next few days.
"There are no finger prints under water."