Iced Coffee

[Squeeze]

Funny. I tell people that I like my coffee blonde & sweet, like I like my women.

My wife finds no humor in this statement as she is brunette & while I love her dearly, she's not especially known for being "sweet".

^^ Yep. Same here. I love my coffee blonde & sweet. But my wife is all brunette, although my efforts to convince her to dye her hair blonde have been fruitless.